Saturday, December 31, 2011

Tsumanmi on the Mahoning River, 4.0 Earthquake Hits Youngstown

An enormous earthquake hits Youngstown, sending all of the locals into a frenzy as the Mahoning River rushed over its banks. The Tsunami created by the 4.0 quake, raged over the banks of the Mahoning creating havoc in the city of 70,000. The wave came crashing into the shoreline at an estimated 2 miles per hour setting off car alarms and disrupting the otherwise tranquil New Years Celebrations.

Local fishermen were caught off guard when the wave crashed into the shoreline upsetting fishing seats and tipping over cups filled with night crawlers. Frankie Fracking exclaimed "It was like somone throwed a rock in da water, n it made a big splash, I got wet!". His chair was seen floating down the river with hundreds of other chairs. The local economy is expected to be devastated.

The truth is...were all okay! Shaken, not stirred.

Friday, December 30, 2011

iPad from Santa

In the category of its not how big your computer is its the magic you perform with it, I got an iPad from Santa. There's only one small problem, I'm a computer idiot. It wasn't always this way,I was a computer whiz back in the days of IBM punch cards, in today's world I'm just plain stupid. The dog accidentally stepped on it and got more information than I can. div>So, if my blogs seem a bit confused during the next few days it is because the I'm completely out of it technologically. Antiques and collectibles, expert. Computers, not so much. Thank god things are slow right now, it will give a me an opportunity to learn how to use it.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Shows On!

Break time is over. We just got word that we will be doing the antiques appraisals shows for Mid America Events. The show schedule starts in Columbus on the weekend of January 20-23 and ends in the spring with a show in Austintown, Ohio.

The shows are the reason that I originally began this blog. Starting today I'll be posting on a regular basis. I've also signed up for a Twitter account and as soon as I figure out how to use it (ten years from now) I'll begin posting there too.

It should be an interesting year!