Washington....
Twinkie the kid was found dead this morning, presumably at the hands of our President Obama. Obama care and......
.....were found to blame.
Conservatives were quick to blame the president for the demise of the world famous cream filled cake stating......
.......and his wife Michelle and her healthy kids crap, really pushed him into it."
Former presidential candidate Mitt Romney stated, "I could have saved Twinkie the Kid by simply......
.......on day ONE!
Profiteers abound. Local antiques and collectible dealers are buying up the remaining cupcakes at a near record pace. One dealer who would only refer to himself using his eBay handle "Dream Cream" commented "that at over $100 per box....
......he would fill himself with cream"
Ridicules, why in the world would people react with such stupidity over a box of cupcakes, that ironically enough, are absolutely horrible for you. The announcement of the demise of the Hostess brand has created a new business, selling boxes of Twinkies on eBay for astronomical prices.
Asking prices for a box of Twinkies is as high as $8,000! As a society are we really this stupid? The answer is yes. It seems that anytime something tragic, such as the death of a high profile celebrity, or the demise of a tasty treat, the American public goes crazy. For those of you that absolutely cannot live without one, I am sure that someone will either buy out the Twinkie brand or will come up with something equally as tasty.
In any event, if your a seller and have access to Twinkies go out and buy them immediately. Even though Twinkies can survive a nuclear holocaust the timeline for selling them at a premium price will be short lived. If you a buyer of Twinkies online, your an idiot and should be locked away in some Russian managed asylum.
By the way, the chocolate filled Twinkies (ughh) sell for even more and some very interesting photo's come up when you google twinkie.